Beating Demotivational Poster
HUMILITY - Some people read the definition and others need practical application.
DON'T MAKE ME... - Chris Brown your ass!
RIOT CONTROL - It's like yelling "Recess!" in the middle of a police station.
Counting His Ribs -
FLOGGING - anybody under the age of 25 should be flogged daily (twice if under sixteen)
Two hearts beating -
DICTIONARY OF ILLUSTRATED IDIOMS -